What I didn't do

You've read all about the things I did do, so some of the ones I didn't:

-I never went into that church. In retrospect that probably would have been impossible to arrange. Yes, I hate soup grapes.
-Didn't track down all of that guy's sculptures. I forget which one. Forget everything about him, really, besides that he did sculptures. Oh, and he had a nice fountain.
-I never made lava cakes. I blame my terrible kitchen. Sorry Tito.
-I am not bilingual in Spanish. I'm honestly wondering why I thought I would be.
-I did not go into the rainforest.

That's all I can really think of. Man this was an intense summer.